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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:42:16 -0400

jinxley: i tried to invoke the powers of jesus on my history...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:15:30 -0400

i tried to invoke the powers of jesus on my history test but the lord has failed me

Yeah do it

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:33:42 -0400

1: Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie.
2: Talk about your first kiss.
3: Talk about the person for which you've had the most intense romantic feelings.
4: Talk about the thing you regret most so far.
5: Talk about the best birthday you've had.
6: Talk about the worst birthday you've had.
7: Talk about your biggest insecurity.
8: Talk about the thing you are most proud of.
9: Talk about little things on your body that you like the most.
10: Talk about the biggest fight you've ever had.
11: Talk about the best dream you've ever had.
12: Talk about the worst dream you've ever had.
13: Talk about the first time you had sex.
14: Talk about a vacation.
15: Talk about the time you were most content in life.
16: Talk about the best party you've ever been to.
17: Talk about someone you want to be friends with.
18: Talk about something that happened in elementary school.
19: Talk about something that happened in middle school.
20: Talk about something that happened in high school.
21: Talk about a time you had to turn someone down.
22: Talk about your worst fear.
23: Talk about a time someone turned you down.
24: Talk about something someone told you that meant a lot.
25: Talk about an ex-best friend.
26: Talk about things you do when you're sick.
27: Talk about your favorite part of someone else's body.
28: Talk about your fetishes.
29: Talk about what turns you on.
30: Talk about what turns you off.
31: Talk about what you think death is like.
32: Talk about a place you remember from your childhood.
33: Talk about what you do when you are sad.
34: Talk about the worst physical pain you've endured.
35: Talk about things you wish you could stop doing.
36: Talk about your guilty pleasures.
37: Talk about someone you thought you were in love with.
38: Talk about songs that remind you of certain people.
39: Talk about things you wish you'd known earlier.
40: Talk about the end of something in your life.

Beach with the babe #summer #sand #beach

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 16:37:33 -0400

Beach with the babe #summer #sand #beach

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 13:38:49 -0400

imtoolaceytodoanything: bondoge: why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 13:38:45 -0400

imtoolaceytodoanything:

bondoge:

why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865

that’s an interesting fact, where’d you learn that?

Me (to my dog): Hey, I'm trying to find a job, what are you doing?

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 13:37:06 -0400

Me (to my dog): Hey, I'm trying to find a job, what are you doing?
Max: *rolls over and goes to sleep*

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 13:14:33 -0400

potato-tots: missingeharmony: potato-tots: potato-tots: what do you call a hooker that you pay...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 12:58:48 -0400

potato-tots:

missingeharmony:

potato-tots:

potato-tots:

what do you call a hooker that you pay with spaghetti?

a pastatute

how many people unfollowed you because of this

20

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: i-am-mr-clever: TH-THEY JUST...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 12:58:03 -0400

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

i-am-mr-clever:

TH-THEY JUST SHOWED UP OUT OF NOWHERE

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:20:43 -0400

spell your name in my ask please

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:45:56 -0400

A: Are you a virgin?
B: 3 biggest pet peeves
C: Celebrity crush?
D: If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
E: Do you smoke?
F: Do you drink?
G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?
H: Longest relationship and with who?
I: 5 turn ons
J: 5 turn offs
K: What's the biggest lie you have ever told?
L: Would you ever date someone of another race?
M: What is your sexual orientation?
N: Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with
O: Who are you crushing on right now?
P: Who is your bestfriend?
Q: Your guilty pleasure?
R: Who was your first kiss?
S: Do looks matter to you?
T: What kind of underwear are you wearing?
U: How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs
V: How far have you gone?
W: Do you like it when people play with your hair?
X: Are you circumcised?
Y: Do you name your private parts?
Z: Do you pee in the shower?

my-cynical-romance: Literally me, anytime I try to comfort...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:32:31 -0400

my-cynical-romance:

Literally me, anytime I try to comfort someone.

Smells like Freedom #America #USA #Freedom #Merica #car #tree...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 11:42:24 -0400

Smells like Freedom #America #USA #Freedom #Merica #car #tree #scent

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 09:30:57 -0400

superwhoavengedirectionlock: dievrgent: in 2 seconds you’ll be singing “I’m a Barbie Girl” in your...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 09:08:33 -0400

superwhoavengedirectionlock:

dievrgent:

in 2 seconds you’ll be singing “I’m a Barbie Girl” in your head

everytime i see this post i say NOPE and stop reading and then it starts in my head and i just yell FUCK

7lettersofglori: kevincaucasian: mustachinglove: pleatedjeans:...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 21:36:57 -0400

7lettersofglori:

kevincaucasian:

mustachinglove:

pleatedjeans:

Successful Black Man’s Son

:)

It’ll be true for the next male with my last name…
Some more than the other.

I love this…please reblog

limpdickmirrorpic: gaywhitesweater2: gaywhitesweater: do you ever look at people’s urls and...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 15:03:46 -0400

limpdickmirrorpic:

gaywhitesweater2:

gaywhitesweater:

do you ever look at people’s urls and whisper “you don’t deserve it.”

i’m still crying

happilymourning: thatsqualitystuff: we were taking our math test and i turned around and can we...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 15:01:15 -0400

happilymourning:

thatsqualitystuff:

we were taking our math test and i turned around and

can we just talk about not only whatever is all over that girl’s face, but the guy charging his phone in the back and the kid on the right who looks like he’s in immense pain

this picture is like the perfect description of school tho

nomnombutteredtoast: HOLY GODDAMN MOTHER FUCKING NO

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 12:24:43 -0400

nomnombutteredtoast:

HOLY GODDAMN MOTHER FUCKING NO